I know a guy,
As thin as paper,
Once I saw him fly,
But it was the wind blowing him over.
Unlike my room-mate,
This flying-machine is lucky,
Girls are attracted to the kid,
Wondering how many months old is he.
He often misses classes,
Depriving us of a gag,
It's the seniors who often,
Zip him in his college bag.
He carries packs of ice,
Saying to prevent transpiration,
But I know he lies,
They're to prevent his evaporation.
How this deformed guy is,
I cannot describe,
If you've seen Shakira shake her belly,
That's how his whole body shakes like.
NOTE: Never turn on the fan or sneeze when this guy's around, it blows him away.
No offence to Shoney!!!
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