The Superhero

I know a guy,

As thin as paper,

Once I saw him fly,

But it was the wind blowing him over.

Unlike my room-mate,

This flying-machine is lucky,

Girls are attracted to the kid,

Wondering how many months old is he.

He often misses classes,

Depriving us of a gag,

It's the seniors who often,

Zip him in his college bag.

He carries packs of ice,

Saying to prevent transpiration,

But I know he lies,

They're to prevent his evaporation.

How this deformed guy is,

I cannot describe,

If you've seen Shakira shake her belly,

That's how his whole body shakes like.

NOTE: Never turn on the fan or sneeze when this guy's around, it blows him away.

No offence to Shoney!!!

SCHOOL DAYS

Lips spread to a smile,
Tears start to run,
Everytime I remember,
Those days I had fun.

Pictures flash in my mind,
The bonds so truesome,
Everytime I remember,
Those days I had fun.

The rules we broke,
Having regrets none,
Everytime I remember,
Those days I had fun.

Of supporting my friends,
When teachers held the gun,
Everytime I remember,
Those days I had fun.

The throat starts to choke,
Red my face turns,
Everytime I remember,
Those days I had fun.

Smiles ending all exams,
But tears ending the last one,
Everytime I remember,
My school days in Sanjeewan.